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You can barely see her horns! She has tried to poison me already. These rats are very clever.

Yagshemash! In US and A, if you want to marry a girl, you cannot just go to her father’s house and swap her for 15 gallons of insecticide. Before American woman will allow you in her vazhïn, you must do something called dating.

Uhm, at the start, she was a cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years, when she was 15, then she become weak. Her voice become a deep. “Borat, Borat!” She a receive hair on her chest and her vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.

In Kazakhstan, it is illegal for more than five woman to be in the same place except for in brothel or in grave. In US and A, many womens meet in a groups called feminists.

Yagshemash! Democracy is very different in US and A from Kazakhstan. In America, woman CAN vote, but horse – CANNOT!

Yagshemash. In US and A, very rich people like to drink wine. It is like Kazakhi wine, but not made from fermented horses’ urine.

In Kazakhstan, the favorite hobbies are disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.

My name a Borat. I come from Kazakhstan. Can I say a first, we support your war of terror! May we show our support to our boys in Iraq! May US and A kill every single terrorist! May your George Bush drink the blood of every single man, women, and child of Iraq! May you destroy their country so that for next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert!

I arrived in America’s airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field, and then have a party.